Jim Laris


Stories by Jim Laris

House-hunting with Lennie and George

The dream of having a ‘real’ piece of land is dying fast

Author Jim Laris Date 11/26/2008
Why won't dogs wear Depends?

This old dog needed to learn just one new trick

Author Jim Laris Date 11/20/2008
Takin' one in the shorts

But there will be no whining over Obama beating McCain like a drum

Author Jim Laris Date 11/13/2008
Getting clipped

Politics is fun compared to pondering one’s first pedicure

Author Jim Laris Date 11/06/2008
Barack Bizarro Obama

What if a Republican was like the Democrats’ presidential candidate?

Author Jim Laris Date 10/30/2008
The Big Lug

Schlepping where no schlep has schlepped before

Author Jim Laris Date 10/23/2008
Fist-fighting fun

A penchant for brawling leads to one good thing in the end

Author Jim Laris Date 10/16/2008
I hate sports

There are many ways for the misery of being a fan to rear its ugly noggin

Author Jim Laris Date 10/09/2008
All points elsewhere

Life is always 180 degrees from somewhere

Author Jim Laris Date 10/02/2008
The free-falling blues

Staying vertical gets tougher with each passing year

Author Jim Laris Date 09/25/2008
It ain't me, babe

Dylan still inspires some rebels past their prime

Author Jim Laris Date 09/18/2008
No time to hate

Unconditionally loving creatures and things with limited life spans

Author Jim Laris Date 09/11/2008
Time for the taking

Things always seem to work out for chronic procrastinators

Author Jim Laris Date 09/04/2008
Rebel without a rap sheet

Wannabe serial misdemeanant pleads for help after knocking over store — literally

Author Jim Laris Date 08/28/2008
Shut up and dig!

Stop demonizing oil and start drilling for it

Author Jim Laris Date 08/14/2008